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Casey Muratori
Seattle, WA
The Sound of the Singularity
Original air date: January 2nd, 2010
Topics. Robot dogs. Terminator 2. Christmas shopping. Frosty the Snowman. Big Mouth Billy Bass. Nazi criminals. Assassins. Sentient Christmas toys. Good/no-good. The Singularity.
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Transcript
Jeff:
Hey everybody. Welcome to the Jeff and Casey Show.
Casey:
Hello and welcome to the Jeff and Casey Show.
Jeff:
hey everybody welcome back to the jeff and casey show
Casey:
welcome back to the twelve days of broadcast
Jeff:
the tenth day
Casey:
the tenth day ten [xx] are leaping
Jeff:
ten [xx] are leaping
Casey:
that’s right
Jeff:
alright
Casey:
and i will start of here on out tenth day
Jeff:
u would not tell me wat today was
Casey:
i would not tell you today was i will i will simply present with you with a situation jeff
Jeff:
ohhhhhhh
Casey:
something that i was like to consider
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
you are doing your christmas shopping
Jeff:
alright i ll do a lot of that but ok
Casey:
you are doing your christmas shopping and you are in the store
Jeff:
yes
Casey:
and you come across an item
Jeff:
yes
Casey:
ok its on display[xx] on display and it is for example
Jeff:
yes
Casey:
lets i am just picking [xx] could be any one of a number of things its is a little base upon which sits a snow man
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
lets say
Jeff:
sure
Casey:
but on this base there is an additional element
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
it is a button
Jeff:
button
Casey:
and when that button is pushed the snow man comes to life and by comes to life i mean kind of wiggles back and forth
Jeff:
oh my god
Casey:
and begins to sing
Jeff:
right
Casey:
a prerecoded public domain often times i think
Jeff:
right[xx]
Casey:
or something very cheap to license version of a famous christmas song in this case probably frost is the snow man
Jeff:
right
Casey:
i would imagine usually only one worse becuase thats how much memory they have in the cheap [xxxxx]
Jeff:
right
Casey:
good know good
Jeff:
ok i think all of us i don’t think there is a person know thats not true because these sell these items sell
Casey:
they sell a lot they sell a lot jeff and the one in question the one that i am particularly picking up right now
Jeff:
right
Casey:
my parents have not one but two of
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
just to be clear on that
Jeff:
some of these don’t even have buttons some of these have motioned[xx]
Casey:
thats right[xxx] now a days you do not even need to interact with the item
Jeff:
right
Casey:
to have a begin to serenade
Jeff:
ok so let me say everyone should know these are no good right these are terrible
Casey:
i was so hoping you say that
Jeff:
yeah now and i could talk about why they are terrible
Casey:
ok
Jeff:
the stupid kids see thing the fact that its funny for a second a half
Casey:
right
Jeff:
and somehow that second and a half is intense enough
Casey:
yeah
Jeff:
to get you to buy it
Casey:
right
Jeff:
its lik did they do some pscyological study on [xx] criminals to find out what it is its lik because if they did jingle bells with lik [xx] may be they don’t buy it but somehow its frost is the snow man
Casey:
right
Jeff:
and he has to dance
Casey:
yes
Jeff:
right there is some about the dance
Casey:
it has to move like no ones buying a fish on a wall that plays a song
Jeff:
right
Casey:
but if that fish starts flipping flipping back and forth
Jeff:
to the music
Casey:
all of a sudden
Jeff:
its enough
Casey:
no no not to the i have never one seen one of them that was synchronising[xx]
Jeff:
oh thats true
Casey:
they just [xx] flops around
Jeff:
right[xxx]
Casey:
like the snow man who just wiggle
Jeff:
right
Casey:
he doesn’t have anything to do with a[xx]
Jeff:
they come out with these once every couple years there is always some new one
Casey:
right
Jeff:
is it the is it the year of the snow man did u
Casey:
i don’t[xx] i don’t[xx]
Jeff:
what ok so somehow they dig they dig into like our psychy and pull out the reason thats going to stimulate us to buy
Casey:
some kind of buying impulse yeah
Jeff:
right
Casey:
there is something there which also means by the way that they can totally turn any person into like and assasin and [xx] nervous like you are gonna see like an easter [xx] like do a little [x] to like you know easter bell rock
Jeff:
right
Casey:
and you are going to go shoot a bomb right
Jeff:
you are suddenly you are suddenly gonna know exactly where in your rose garden there is like some kind of a hidden sniper rifle and you dig it up and you assemble it[xxxxx]
Casey:
that should scare the fuck out of you
Jeff:
it probably[xx]
Casey:
thats no good
Jeff:
yeah
Casey:
ok the other thing people i know that you have been programmed there is something in your brain that is making you do it ok but we have lots of [xx] like that right
Jeff:
yeah
Casey:
we have moved beyond some of a when we see a girl we don’t attack her right
Jeff:
we will somehow[xxx]
Casey:
we don’t hit her on the head and drag her back to a [x]
Jeff:
right
Casey:
we evolve we supress these emotions
Jeff:
right
Casey:
we need to supress the shit
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
beacuse we gone from shitty stuff to shitty stuff with buttons to shitty stuff that reacts when we walk in the room pretty soon that shitty stuff is going to not even need us right its going to become[xx] and its gonna dance to each other and the fucking [xxx] will become complete and those fucking things are gonna murder us
Jeff:
so now we
Casey:
don’t buy that shit we don’t wanna encourage the japanese to make anymore dancing fucking shit no more little fucking dog robot dogs there you go all that[xx] a dog no its not its a programmed thing that plays ten animations they[xxx] for[x] its nothing it doesn’t love after five fucking seconds you have seen everything it can do don’t buy that shit because thats the shit thats gonna turn on us its gonna be that
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
its not gonna be somebody who is trying to make[xxxx] its gonna be something varies like you know what if i can just close the loop between the part of the human brain that makes you buy and the part of the brain that resists getting credit then i can get this thing and if they play this thing[xx] you know applied for a fucking credit card in matter of what the interest rate thats the end game and whats gonna happen is we twisted right at the end there and that fucking thing is gonna murder the scientist and its gonna be going bananas and attack us all don’t buy that [xx] holiday shit stop it
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
stop it
Jeff:
so i don’t even know you you blew right through several points there is [x] almost impossible for me to unpack at this point
Casey:
ok
Jeff:
i will i will start by asking i just wanna be clear on this
Casey:
yes
Jeff:
you are basically saying that if you buy one of these[xxxx] like kind of shaking snow man [xx] snow man with a frosty theme that that is similar to [xxxx] rape but you [xxx] saying like kidnapping and in a sexual context or something
Casey:
right well its not necessary
Jeff:
you club you said i club the girl over the head and i[xxx]
Casey:
let me make it clear
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
like sometimes [xxx] rape is you make a decision like i am gonna stay[xx] whatever
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
sometimes its like
Jeff:
stole like a [xx]
Casey:
its right [xx] like you are doing in your like doing in your fucked up[xx]
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
sometimes its like people just lose it right and they can’t for some reason they just lose it and they can’t explain it they talk about these people who are not [x] your path but somehow just break and they lose it that one second [xxxx] they shoot somebody [xx] they get that last five with their wife what ever it is they lose their minds and when they come back they are like what i have done
Jeff:
right so thats the[xx] that you are talking about shaking [xx]
Casey:
thats that
Jeff:
its that its momentarily lost my ability [xxxx]
Casey:
to control myself
Jeff:
my right
Casey:
right
Jeff:
to to i was in[x] versus ego a super ego thing and the super ego lost
Casey:
right
Jeff:
ok
Casey:
and it[x] and if you buy this shit and it doesn’t have to[xx] its any of those kind of things that are pre-programmed little funny things that are old five seconds after you have them
Jeff:
yeah or will it they are all[xx] in the store like before even bought it
Casey:
yeah you have seen what they can do
Jeff:
yeah
Casey:
and i don’t know if you are thinking that you are gonna get it home
Jeff:
and its gotta a lot[xxxx]
Casey:
and its[xx] gonna go like happy birthday and became the real frosty the snow man who by the way is fucking if a snow man started[xx] thats the scary fucking christmas story when nothing [xx] and melts
Jeff:
right
Casey:
and you are like this is horrific like how many christmas stories end with somebody dying by being melted
Jeff:
right yeah exactly
Casey:
its there is two right there is prices snow man termintor two right
Jeff:
right yeah right
Casey:
thats it and one of them[xx] lot scared than this[xx]
Jeff:
thats right because in one he was actually a bad guy
Casey:
yes
Jeff:
[xx] i guess the good guy melts too
Casey:
yes he sacrifices himself
Jeff:
he sacrifices himself frost is the snow man did not sacrifice himself for a worthy cause he merely melted
Casey:
i thought you went out in the sun on purpose [xx]
Jeff:
for what[xx]
Casey:
i don’t remember i don’t remember and i am not about to find out because i think it [xx] into the shit
Jeff:
alright
Casey:
ok
Jeff:
yeah yeah well you know why you don’t know you know why you don’t know its because these fucking [x] toys only ever play first goddamn[xxx]
Casey:
thats true
Jeff:
that doesn’t involve if you hear the [xx] story you know what happen[xxxx] but they don’t want you to know
Casey:
right
Jeff:
right because there is like too lazy and too cheap to put in the [xx]
Casey:
but these are all steps down a ladder into hell
Jeff:
right ok
Casey:
so you just stop people
Jeff:
the grand [xx] the debut time[xx] of [xx]
Casey:
we gotta get those scientists working on something else the only way is to not encourage them stop buying these stupid shits
Jeff:
so when you say singularity are you suggesting that there is going to be a shaking snow man at some point that can make another shaking snow man
Casey:
i would assume
Jeff:
is that is that what you are saying
Casey:
may be i think may be also it just become self aware and just grows geometrically into this giant snow man
Jeff:
because this is a snow man so it can just [x] mass additional mass
Casey:
its just going to suck mass in itself like a black hole as it takes all the information which is the food that it subsides on from the universe everything like the [xx] of electrons sucking in with in itself into a giant frosty which then goes into the crunch explodes into the next bigbang
Jeff:
ok or its a giant[xx] we are not sure
Casey:
it could just be you know the [x] too but i am betting on the giant snow man vertex giant crush is all i am saying
Jeff:
so in summary
Casey:
just stop it don’t buy that shit
Jeff:
devices that play[xx] is no good thats the[x]
Casey:
it is not good
Jeff:
alright
Casey:
will tell again
Jeff:
i am sweating
Casey:
and that is your good know good for the twelve days of broadcast ladies and gentleman
Jeff:
thats the good know good on the twelve day [xx] are leaping and we will back tommorow
Casey:
we will back tommorow
Jeff:
from the home stretch
Casey:
day eleven
Jeff:
day eleven piper’s piping
Casey:
eleven piper’s piping thanks everybody
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