Just when you thought you'd finished digesting part one of Jeff and Casey's Thanksgivingcast, the leftovers emerge from the fridge and it's time to gorge yourself on part two. In this full-length installment, Jeff and Casey attempt to recount another high-quality episode of SeaQuest DSV, in which the crew of the SeaQuest must investigate a diabolical plot to kidnap the leaders of the world using that most terrifying of villainous weapons: a room that moves up and down.
Topics: U2, United Nations, Happy November, underwater resort, Woodstock, lost keys, summit meeting, The Who, chewing gum, Luxor Hotel, Rolling Stones, WikiLeaks, sexual harrassment, Les Paul, iPhone, railing kill, The Spin Doctors, martial law, Darwin the Dolphin, Vietnam
A new podcast from Jeff and Casey? It's true! They're not dead, they're just sleeping. Just in time for Thanksgiving, everyone's eleventh-favorite comedy duo brings you part one of an excruciatingly exciting double-length episode, featuring real-life superheroes and an in-depth discussion of how Batman could solve the mortgage crisis.
Topics: pope, Phoenix Jones, Dave Matthews Band, Bruce Wayne, The Golfer, mortgage crisis, Victor Savage, male prostitutes, Kia Fate, corporate rights, Justice League of America, superheroes, PacMed Building, Batman's penis, supervillains, Tiger Woods, oregano, comics, Nightmare Cane, Matches Malone
Here on this special Valentine's Day edition of the Jeff and Casey Show, Casey surprises Jeff with a rather unique Valentine's Day story.
The Twelve Days of Podcast concludes with an epic-length twelfth night Epiphany featuring a classic SeaQuest DSV episode review.
Topics: SeaQuest DSV
On the penultimate day of the Twelve Days of Podcast, Jeff and Casey journey to the imaginary planet of one of professional football's current news-makers.
Topics: fake coral, Planet Chad, General Lee, parenting tips, Planet Hollywood, Chad Ochocinco, football, child support, Usain Bolt, koi, court, Europe, Indiana Jones, Luke Skywalker, strip clubs, aquarium, Claude Shannon, Frank Sinatra, baby shark, Tony Gonzales
On the tenth day of the Twelve Days of Podcast, Casey asks Jeff to apply his trademark judicial proceedings to the realm of musical Christmas toys.
Topics: robot dogs, Terminator 2, Christmas shopping, Frosty the Snowman, Big Mouth Billy Bass, Nazi criminals, assassins, sentient Christmas toys, good/no-good, The Singularity
On the ninth day of podcast, Jeff and Casey dive head-first into David Cornelius Doremus's tumultuous work in the field of unified field theory.
Topics: unified field theory, divining rod, Albert Einstein, unicorns, great literature, zip-state, rainbows, David Cornelius Doremus, Talmud, immune system, Cracking the Universe, Special Theory of Relativity, Doremus Industries, ether, vanity press, Zombie Einstein, Carl Sagan, water witching
Here on the eighth day of the Twelve Days of Podcast, Jeff proposes a TV series based on a pornography-related post he saw on the internet, but Casey argues the true value of the post lies elsewhere.
Topics: government nepotism, Pink Panther, CSI, pornography problem, USA network, Mechanical Turk, genitalia, Columbo, disorder, Monk, House, Psych, biometrics, Sherlock Holmes, FBI, addiction, Google
In this seventh installment of the Twelve Days of Podcast, Casey gives an alternate interpretation of everyone's favorite Christmas carol.
Topics: teabagging, sex tapes, Santa Claus, swan, eating disorders, goose, Christmas carols, GPS, Mannheim Steamroller, Garmin, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, naughty list, birth defects, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, smoking
In this sixth installment of the Twelve Days of Podcast, Jeff takes issue with the military's criteria for considering someone a "veteran" as he tries to purchase a can of soup from the local supermarket, while Casey tries to provide some historical perspective.
Topics: UPC codes, mechanic, gamertags, veteran, asshole blocked, supermarket checkout, inner asshole, storytelling, story triggers, heroes, World War II, Lucky Charms, The Queen Mary, Larry David, Microsoft, John McCain
On the fifth day of the Twelve Days of Podcast, Jeff presents his fool-proof set of rules for determining whether or not a holiday gift is racist.
Topics: arbitrage, Mel Gibson, postal service, Birth of a Nation, The Twelve Days of Christmas, Clinton corkscrew, recursion, Chia Obama, Left Behind, gifts, Paris Hilton, Twilight, cash for gold, afro, expected value, apocalypse, gold teeth, accentuation, racism, Sarah Palin
Here on the fourth day of the Twelve Days of Podcast, Casey proclaims a heart-felt thank-you to Jeff for a rather surprising reason.
Topics: parties, Gregor Mendel, dildos, camping, David Blane, shock hazard, Casey thanks Jeff, being genuine, socializing, disingenuously charming, Clerks, domestic violence, bitch-slap, fixations, Larry David, Quaternions
Here on the third day of the Twelve Days of Podcast, Jeff and Casey apologize to their listeners on behalf of the Zoolights, and Casey explains why ballet and NASCAR are artistically equivalent.
Topics: giant spiders, literature, pedophile, French chickens, Slovinkia, Jesus, The Nutcracker, Zoolights, ballet, apology to listeners, creepy uncle, Christmas train, racist dances, Tacoma, NASCAR
On the second day of Christmas, your true love Jeff brings you a classic 400lb squirrel when he refuses to believe that his Jewish friends did not have their Seder dinner during Hanukkah.
Topics: Yom Kippur, rabbis, condoms, Judaism, matrilineal descent, entertainment, Hanukkah, miracles, religion, Seder, 400lb squirrel, Larry David, Passover, Jesus Christ, Bris, thirty-plus, Dredel, Jewish side-hug, Rough Riders
Kicking off the Twelve Days of Podcast, Jeff and Casey attempt to prove that, despite starting their twelve days of Christmas on Christmas day, they actually aren't late, but rather right on time according to Christian mythology.
Topics: Black Friday, brainwashed, Frankincense, Christian side-hug, Lennon-McCartney, Myrrh, crucifixion, George Martin, Gold, Nokia N-Gage, Twelve Days of Christmas, Christianity, Rough Riders, The Epiphany, atheism, Three Kings Day, painting with feces, peso, defective
Jeff and Casey conclude their marathon podcast session with this double-length episode featuring a potpourri of topics including outhouse problems, Google's new font, Flash, Bing, and oh-so-much more.
Topics: X-Files, cbloom, outhouses, fonts, shrinkage, truth, ClearType, singers, FBI, Chrome, yoga, zodiac, SafeSearch, superpowers, Colombo, DNS redirectors, programmers, Freud, Bing, Flash
As the Longest Podcast Ever draws on, Jeff and Casey become tired and lethargic as they plow into the subject of the Windows 7 Launch Party video.
Topics: launch parties, drugs, cores, terrorism, rum, Ireland, Revolutionary War, Lithuania, World of Warcraft, Windows 7, marriage, launch videos, heroin, bathroom rules
In this triple-length segment from the Longest Podcast Ever, Jeff, Casey, and special guest Sean tackle a full episode of Seaquest DSV... and all that that implies.
Topics: black president, dolphins, martians, space, lobsters, primate rights, Russians, snatch, screech owls, contact, conspiracy theories, tiny raptors, Spacequest, Martian-backed securities, Michael Bay, Permanent Midnight, snails, Spielberg, monkeys
In part five of the Longest Podcast Ever, Jeff and Casey continue on their diligent push to clean out the entire podcast listener mailbox.
Topics: Israel, disco, graftings, Soviet research, depression, geisha, gamers, clown, goats, listener dreams, addiction, mermaids, robotic cats, sex, Ambien
In this continuation of the Longest Podcast Ever, Jeff and Casey tackle two listener-submitted animal links, but not before Jeff shares a personal trauma regarding some Girls Gone Wild near his condo.
Topics: grand jury, dolphin, milk, Garfield, pacifiers, smile, Girls Gone Wild, cats, moon, pornography, monkeys, cows, zero gravity, animal cruelty, bucket list, police, Autoblow